Today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day! Y’all knew that, right? ARRRGH!!!
I’m not a pirate, and I don’t play one on TV, but we did have a pirate in the house for a brief bit a few years ago.
Thaniel and the pirate – friend or foe?
Thaniel wasn’t happy that the pirate wasn’t surrendering the chips.
Who will win? Thaniel really wants those chips.
Thaniel, ever the silver tongued boy, tries reasoning. With a pirate. Like THAT’S gonna work.
“Well, they’re potato chips, so they’re not really good for you. You’d better give them to me. I’ll take care of them for you. Honest.”
Yeah. Wrestling with a pirate isn’t always the greatest idea either.
“Ahoy, matey! Those be my chips! Give ‘em up or walk the plank!”
The pirate no longer lives here. We kicked him out when he refused to give up the snack food. It’s a good thing my dogs don’t have to fight me for their snacks.
Unlike a pirate, I give my dogs treats when they ask. So there.
I’d probably lose. Especially if they wanted a Jones pig ear and I refused them service.
Until I write again …
Flea
